jewishpangolin:

moonbutters:

acoolguy:

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

Me presenting my rock collection: *plays the start of Roxanne but cuts it off before the “anne”*

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muaddibbler:

The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

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geyfrog:

Used to be Italian but now I’m just ian because she took it al in the divorce

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Anonymous asked:

i think my cat just accidentally sent you an anonymous ask, sorry

femmenietzsche:

No, not that I saw.

Anonymous asked:

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femmenietzsche:

Right, that’s pretty much what I’ve been saying.

todaysbird:

Rest in peace, Jane. Thank you for inspiring me (and so many other people) through my youth & adulthood to admire and respect animals, and to continue searching for knowledge that will allow us to coexist together in a kinder future. You and your work will be remembered.

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soup-mother:

Australia, New Zealand, The US and Canada being the 4 countries who voted against the UN Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous People’s is pretty blatant in terms of what the interests of those states are

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ulyssessimpsongrant:

I think a lot of my followers are 25+ so I wanna see something.

“Mid-twenties effect” is defined here as like, your moods and mental health leveling out and somewhat stabilizing. Not mental illness disappearing but a general decrease in mood turbulence and that feeling that everything is the end of the world mostly disappearing. And this usually happening around age 25 though anywhere like 24-27 would also count it you had to place an exact time where it “flipped”.

Did you experience the “mid-twenties effect”?

Yes

No, I am 28+ and this has not happened at all as of now

No, but I’m in the 24-27 range so there is still time

Yes, but this happened later in life for me than 24-27 (tell me in the notes)

Under 24 button

REBLOG FOR SAMPLE SIZE!!!!!!!!

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nyancrimew:

anneemay:

this is GREAT two sentence horror actually

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fuj0sheep:

I’m sorry I don’t think I’ll ever be able to truly leave reddit

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